Fact: Snow is not sand.
I was late for work again this morning. I lose and lost. Thats twice now in 2 weeks because my alarm clock is a cell phone, and by alarm I mean a peice of shit. It rings 1 singular time and then stops. Worst phone ever. So eventually I setup my PC as an alarm to fire off ak-47s and grenade launchers to wake my ass up durring WWIII. It worked; it worked like magic…until window’s automatic updater ran and rebooted my pc while I was alseep and after the fact I had already removed the startup process for the alarm clock in my msconfig. Sucks.
Snow blew my mind? We “get” to shovel snow from our sidewalks and walkways now for the fist time…and by “get” I mean are forced to by surburban white America, or else we’re assholes. I kind of like being an asshole though. Our previous place our neighbors mowed our lawn for us because I kept telling my roomates I was going to do it. But if you know me you know I hate physical labor as much as religion…because im skinny, weak, and asian. Anyways our old neighbors mowed our lawn and then he came up to our front door to tell us he did so. First off I heard the fucker mowing it. He didn’t need to do it. And he didn’t need to tell me either. But what makes me a super asshole is that the only word I have ever spoken to my neighbor was “cool”…which was after he told me he mowed our lawn. I hate grass.
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