The Bish

From the Rationalist International

On 3 March 2008, in a popular TV show, Sanal Edamaruku, the president of Rationalist International, challenged India’s most “powerful” tantrik (black magician) to demonstrate his powers on him. That was the beginning of an unprecedented experiment. After all his chanting of mantra (magic words) and ceremonies of tantra failed, the tantrik decided to kill Sanal Edamaruku with the “ultimate destruction ceremony” on live TV. Sanal Edamaruku agreed and sat in the altar of the black magic ritual. India TV observed skyrocketing viewership rates.Click for more

What’s really funny is that EVEN after ALL of this, this moron will still think he can perform “black magic.”

This dude prolly follows the 6 step God program.

How to beleive in the God(s)

1. First, you must want to believe in God.
2. Next, understand that believing in God in the absence of evidence is especially noble.
3. Then, realize that the human ability to believe in God in the absence of evidence might itself constitute evidence for the existence of God.
4. Now consider any need for further evidence (both in yourself and in others) to be a form of temptation, spiritually unhealthy, or a corruption of the intellect.
5. Refer to steps 2-4 as acts of “faith.”
6. Return to 2.

Weeks have been going by insanely fast, and in turn, so have the weekends. I suppose it doesn’t really help much that I slept until 1pm on both Fri and Sat. I always want to get things done and feel accomplished after a weekend. But instead I’m usually hung-over with the same amount of laundry that needs to be done that was needed to be done the previous weekend. I own a damn washing machine and dryer and I always fail at using them. Either I won’t use it, or I have to use it 3-4 times per 1 load. I put shit in there then I leave home and realize clothes actually get worse/dirty when soaked in water and left to lay dormant for 8 hrs. WTB laundry robot, paying 2000g.

Other than lots of brawl, tf2 and wow, I didn’t do jack shit this weekend. I did steal plastic bolts/screws from henrie’s windowless Honda. My car now sports an official Colorado state license plate. I’ve owned the car since 21OCT06. It took me about 1.5 years to get a license plate on. End game > I win. Oooo I did go bowling for Lydia’s/Dana’s/Rescue/Animal/Dogs/Save-Us charity “bowl-a-thon” event. I bowled a 92 and then a 110. Only word that comes to mind is Pro. I beat John both games. To everyone else it was bowling…for John and I…it was a superiority race for our minorities.

Thailand: 1 Point
Where ever the hell John is from: 0 Points