FTL Weekends.
Weeks have been going by insanely fast, and in turn, so have the weekends. I suppose it doesn’t really help much that I slept until 1pm on both Fri and Sat. I always want to get things done and feel accomplished after a weekend. But instead I’m usually hung-over with the same amount of laundry that needs to be done that was needed to be done the previous weekend. I own a damn washing machine and dryer and I always fail at using them. Either I won’t use it, or I have to use it 3-4 times per 1 load. I put shit in there then I leave home and realize clothes actually get worse/dirty when soaked in water and left to lay dormant for 8 hrs. WTB laundry robot, paying 2000g.
Other than lots of brawl, tf2 and wow, I didn’t do jack shit this weekend. I did steal plastic bolts/screws from henrie’s windowless Honda. My car now sports an official Colorado state license plate. I’ve owned the car since 21OCT06. It took me about 1.5 years to get a license plate on. End game > I win. Oooo I did go bowling for Lydia’s/Dana’s/Rescue/Animal/Dogs/Save-Us charity “bowl-a-thon” event. I bowled a 92 and then a 110. Only word that comes to mind is Pro. I beat John both games. To everyone else it was bowling…for John and I…it was a superiority race for our minorities.
Thailand: 1 Point
Where ever the hell John is from: 0 Points
Fact: Snow is not sand.
I was late for work again this morning. I lose and lost. Thats twice now in 2 weeks because my alarm clock is a cell phone, and by alarm I mean a peice of shit. It rings 1 singular time and then stops. Worst phone ever. So eventually I setup my PC as an alarm to fire off ak-47s and grenade launchers to wake my ass up durring WWIII. It worked; it worked like magic…until window’s automatic updater ran and rebooted my pc while I was alseep and after the fact I had already removed the startup process for the alarm clock in my msconfig. Sucks.
Snow blew my mind? We “get” to shovel snow from our sidewalks and walkways now for the fist time…and by “get” I mean are forced to by surburban white America, or else we’re assholes. I kind of like being an asshole though. Our previous place our neighbors mowed our lawn for us because I kept telling my roomates I was going to do it. But if you know me you know I hate physical labor as much as religion…because im skinny, weak, and asian. Anyways our old neighbors mowed our lawn and then he came up to our front door to tell us he did so. First off I heard the fucker mowing it. He didn’t need to do it. And he didn’t need to tell me either. But what makes me a super asshole is that the only word I have ever spoken to my neighbor was “cool”…which was after he told me he mowed our lawn. I hate grass.
More laughter provided by penny-arcade.com
Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want 2000 of something.
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Happier
So there will also be another tounry in the springs on academy. The date is TBA, most likely after the CCCT tourny as the tourny site says “date unknown > please check back later > but get ready for the CCCT tourny”
check it out
The 7th annual NVGA Colorado Mountain Region Championship
Yeah,my skin just got all tingly. did yours? I suppose this post is more so directed to Zack…so you better read it.
Denver University april 18th and the 19th is the NVGA tournament. There will be several different games and several different format types; I’m just interested in the SSB:B and SSB:M tournaments.
Super Smash Bros. Melee
4 stock
8 min time limit
Items:OFF
Stages Not Allowed: Big Blue, Brinstar, Brinstar Depths, Icicle Mountain, Hyrule Temple, Fourside, Icicle Mountain, Yoshi’s Island 64, Termina Bay and Flat Zone
Random Stages: Final Destination, Battlefield, Corneria ,Yoshi’s Story, Fountain of Dreams, Kirby 64, & Pokemon Stadium.
Smash Bros. Brawl 1v1
3 stock
8 min time limit
Random Stages: Battlefield, Final Destination, Pokemon Stadium 1, Yoshi’s Island, Lylat Cruise, Smashville, Delphino Plaza, Big Blue
Items: None
Smash Bros. Brawl 2v2
Special Team Rules
Team Attack ON
Life stealing allowed
During teams (2vs2) Mute City and Fountain of Dreams are banned due to match disrupting lag.
Bishop is crazy excited.
$25 i think is the entry free for SBB:B/M
Here’s a link the the site to biew the schedule and additional rules.
CCCT Tourny
SSB:B
Play with Bishop? So … If by chance random humans read this, and own SSB:B, and somehow also live near me, and also (optional) has access to ventrilo or something via wireless headset, you should totally contact me.
My Wii friend code for SBB:B is 0731-4416-5147
Call a nigsta up.
Dogs are always in the push-up position.
I really can’t decide on a theme. They are all equally un-unique. No matter which one I choose a million other people have it. Henrie told me about a different site to use that is easier to bend and shape to your will, but my memory kicks ass and I forgot already.
Johnee? Johnny? John? The mexican I live with gave me “House of Leaves”. I think i’m suppose to read it; they’re so many fucking letters in it. It’s pretty good so far. I like it a lot. I’m on page 3.
What the hell am I suppose to actually blog about? I went to Lydia’s page this morning and she has like meaningful post that are written well and have a clear concise point to them. Henrie talks about his life and things going on that are somewhat interesting. Me? I post bullshit…pure bullshit…I mean…have you seen my myspace’s blog? What have you gotten out of this so far? Bishop can’t read? Good enough for me.
I leave you with a penny arcade comic!
Oklahoma is doomed.
The Oklahoma House of Representatives has passed a bill that says that a student can receive a passing grade in an Earth Science class if they say that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth an hour ago, and then planted false memories into every single living creature on Earth to make it seem like they’ve been around longer.
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I honestly thought this was a fucking joke when I first read it.
Teacher > “Hey Bobby you got question 9 wrong on the test…earth is around 4 billion years old not 6000 years.”
Bobby > “Oh but I believe in magic and Jesus…”
Teacher > “You get an A+ Bobby! Great job!”
Day 1?
A few months ago I decided to build a webpage. Henrie told me to use WordPress as it’s easy and simple on the eyes. I decided I wanted to be a moron and do it all by hand in notepad with basic html. The end production wasn’t shit…ok it was shit. Basically updating 100 .html files every time I wanted to change my page was retarded. I also didn’t have a blog on it; as I’d have to setup a MYSQL server and do some other things with other acronyms I’ve never heard of.
thebish.info no longer has anything. I was going to just transfer that URL to WordPress, but godaddy.com wouldn’t let me change my/their DNS server name an/or I’m retarded…or both at the same time.
mathewbishop.com was surprisingly open; must be due to the fact that my non-english speaking mother named me and left out a “T” Thanks mom.
Peace.
