The Bish

So when I joined the Air-Force I was shipped off to Lackland AFB TX for basic training (BMT).

Obviously…

Anyways throughout the begining of training, our female TI (drill instructor) realized a bunch of 18 year old boys will create a very fascinating smell, especially if you cram 40 of them into 1 room. (fyi showering with 39 other men is crazy, it’s like a horizontal ferris wheel, but instead of seats you have male genitalia spinning in circle and slapping your thighs…worst game ever).

She marched us to the local shoppete/BX so we could purchase items that would improve the way we smelled. Not just for our bodies, but our wall closest, beds…basically the entire barracks…eveyrthing.

I was thinking febreeze, or some oust maybe…no…I was very incorrect. Mrs scary TI had something else in mind. She had each and everyone of use purchase 3 bottles of victoria secret spray…body wash…for women.

I gladly chose the pink lavender smell, as you all know I fucking love lavenders…

Anyways…to the point.

A co-worker just spray some victoria secret spray @/near her cubile…why? I don’t know, maybe someone farted. I smelled it (not the fart) and a single tear rolled down my face as my BMT training flashed before my eyes.

Thats about it.

Thank you for Windows. I thank you 100 times over and over again for giving me an OS to use so I would never have to buy or touch a MAC OS.

I love you.

Retire well sir.

And i asked someone, “why do you have 2 last names?” I was trying to build a foundation between the customer and I, and I thought it was a good question…

“I just got divorced last week”

Well FUCK, my bad. I had no idea what to say. So I laughed and said sorry…I think i’m an asshole.

Season 4 was just announced yesterday for WoW. Set to start June 24th. What’s to come in the near future? Grinding out 75k Honor and trying to hit 2200 on our 5v5 and at least a 2000 on a 2v2/3v3.

Season 4 graphics look like carnie costumes.

I will be even more of a hermit in these following 2 weeks. See you all in 2 weeks.

Random Bullshit.

I like Friday Night Lights the TV show? No idea why really…it has good acting…that sells a show for me maybe. So I really did have an idea why. Sorry for lying. Oh yeah, everyone on the show is really fucking hot too. Plus, I’ve never watched a football movie and hated it; they are always entertaining to the point where I actually finish the movie w/o killing endangered pregnant pandas.

Johnny died this weekend…like his head…BLAM…just like that. He’s ok. I made a bet on weather he would live vs dieing, and now I have an extra 10 dollars in my wallet. He did get a concussion…which is scary, and badass at the same time.

Henrie has just moved up a notch on my stick of notches. If somoene asked me “Hey Bishop do you want to drive your car 50 miles for a charity?” I’d tell them to promptly die slowly. Though if someone asked Henrie the same exact question he would reply, “I’ll fucking bike it.” And he fucking did. 50 miles. Let me break it down for you. 25 miles twice. OR! 12.5 miles four times. All those numbers are big, relative to not cars.

Primer is a badass movie. Two words. Time Travel. Three more words. That doesn’t suck.

For serious.

I just discoverd the ecstasy and magical wonder that is known as Nerdcore. I only now know of the genre due to MC Frontalot. Basically he raps about data encyption, zork, and really smart genius babies…everything I like. He has all, or nearly all, of his songs on his page for free mp3 downloads.

I watched a dog shit diahreah. Then I watch the dog eat it at 9am in the morning from a viewing distance of about 10 feet. It was a first, and I want it to be my last. Silly dogs.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I can access myspace at work…but they deicded to block the inbox and msging features…because It’s like email…and we can’t have people looking at personal emails at work…but we can buy things off ebay and google drugs…make sense much?